From the Book - Second edition.
New plantations for new generations
To hunt and arrest is the quest of the best
When you're living free and tall, don't become a score in police pinball
Getting wise to real bad cops
Get on board with the clueless horde
those freaking jits will give you fits
Why minorities get hammered
Law enforcement shouldn't give a pass to all those crooks in the middle class
Cop a 'tude and you get screwed
Peekaboo! peekaboo! : don't let big bad cops see you
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Blue light? : stay out of sight!
If you lie the cops will pry
Momma was right : stay home at night!
To avoid the tragic, use words that are magic
Street creds are tops for dealing with cops
There ain't no hope when you carry dope
When girls tell a tale that sends you to jail
Citizen inspection? : revenue collection? : or driver protection?
Mirror, mirror in the car, will the cops stay near or far?
Staying free during a traffic stop means the guy who loses is the cop
"No, you can't search my car"
Tips that never fail to keep you out of jail
Car creds are the key to keep you free
Don't get in a lurch : do a search!
You can tell cops "toodle-oo" when you squirt the yellow goo
Guns, knives, nunchaku, and nonsense
Want a real gun? : get a wheel gun
Stand your ground (and dress the hog)
Big brother's digital exam