Why didn't you just do what you were told?: essays

Moving day --

Good Housekeeping --

He could afford it --

Stinker --

Th natural death centre --

Sweetie pies --

A feeling for ice --

The girl in the attic --

Mrs Straus's devotion --

Did Jesus walk on water because he couldn't swim? --

Perfectly human --

Stinking rich --

My little lollipop --

Don't think about it --

Fashion as art --

It wasn't him, it was her --

XXX --

Mirror images --

My word, Miss Perkins --

The housekeeper of a world-shattering theory --

The Friendly spider programme --

Tunnel vision --

Not enjoying herself --

Staying awake --

The Khugistic scandal --

Toxic lozenges --

Never mainline --

Which one of you is Jesus? --

Zeitgeist man --

I haven't been nearly mad enough --

However I smell --

Post-its, push pins, pencils --

A diagnosis.