1 The End of America Won't Be Televised
2 Teddy: Why Not the Third World?
3 America to the Media: Whatever You Want, Just Don't Call Us Racists
4 The Lie: There's No Such Thing as America
5 Thirty Million Mexicans
6 Immigration as "Mystery Bargain Bin"
7 Immigrants and Crime: Why Do You Ask?
8 Why Can't We Have Israel's Policy on Immigration?
SPOT THE IMMIGRANT! Case No. 1: Fresno, California
9 Public Warned to Be on Lookout for "Man"
SPOT THE IMMIGRANT! Case No. 2: Homecoming Dance
10 Here's a story, Rolling Stone!
SPOT THE IMMIGRANT! Case No. 3: Death Sentence Champions
11 Why Do Hispanic Valedictorians Make the News, but Child Rapists Don't?
12 Keep America Beautiful Multicultural
13 Carlos Slim: The New York Times' Sugar Daddy
SPOT THE IMMIGRANT̃ Case No. 4: Indian Sex Slaves in Berkeley
14 Every Single Immigration Category Is a Fraud
16 I Wrote This Chapter After Noticing How Stupid Rich People Are
17 Most of Our Champions Are Sellouts
Half of the Rest Are Incompetent
