Prologue: You are stronger than you realize. And so is God
Part 1: Don't make a thing until it's a thing. Keep your eyes on the path and don't step in bear poop ; Listen to your kid's singing, even if it is obnoxious ; It might not get easier. Sorry. But! You can get used to it
Part 2: Give yourself a lot of grace when going through a pandemic. Carve out time for your dreams, even in a global crisis ; If you are missing your spouse, simply hide behind a houseplant ; Find your yellow Windex
Part 3: Raising small human creatures is a wild journey. Remember that God loves our kids too ; Chill out about parenting, especially during a modern-day apocalypse ; Be a joy vampire ; Stop placing all your hope for your family's future in Realtor.com
Part 4: Don't talk about my best friend like that; a.k.a. be kind to yourself, boo. Make friends with a firefighter who buys matching muumuus at Walmart with you ; Punch something hard until you feel better, preferably not a human, however ; Write an anti-love letter. It's okay ; Don't hate your neck for the next fifty years
Part 5: Ghosts, messy T-shirts, and chickens, because all these things totally make sense together. Fire your ghost butler ; Put your mess on a t-shirt and wear it proudly ; Act like a chicken for the sake of humanity
Part 6: I would rather things be easy. Ride the waves, even in the rain ; Sometimes life throws you a plot twist
