From the Book - First edition.
Let's sit crooked & talk straight: Karen's introduction
1: Fuck politeness. Georgia's take on red flags and Riot Grrrl courage ; Karen's guide to prioritizing your own agenda.
2: Sweet baby angel. Karen's lecture on self-care ; Georgia gets her nipple pierced for all the right reasons
3: You're in a cult, call your dad. Karen on how to not drink the Kool-Aid even when you're spiritually parched ; Georgia on kleptomania and calling your dad
4: Send 'em back. Georgia on car crashes and meeting Karen ; Karen's step-by-step guide on how to be a latchkey kid
5: Don't be a fucking lunatic. Karen's plan for when the party's finally over ; Georgia's top ten "holy shit!" moments in therapy
6: Get a job. Karen's dos and don'ts guide to becoming employee of the month ; Georgia on working for the weekend and also free snacks
7: Buy your own shit. Georgia demonstrates the Zen in the art of being a crazy ex-girlfriend ; Karen's advice on how not to be thirteen forever
8: Stay out of the forest. Georgia loses her brother but finds herself ; Karen's lessons from listeners and Canadian aldermen
Fuckin' hooray!: Georgia's conclusion.