From the Book - First edition.
Wait, you're from Staten Island?
You're gonna need stitches
I become a commuter at age fourteen
I leave Staten Island and immediately get a job back on Staten Island
I apply to every TV show in America
Being a staff writer at SNL was the most fun I'll ever have in my life
Oops, I fell asleep in a graveyard
Okay, so maybe I've shit my pants a couple times
Weekend Update, part I: Am I destroying a beloved franchise?
Weekend Update, interlude: Am I still doing Weekend Update?
Weekend Update, part II: Figuring shit out
The time Jimmy Buffett saved my life (and I don't just mean with his music)
And your host... Donald Trump!
The chapter about alcohol and drugs
The time I fought in WrestleMania (and almost won)
