"In thirty-four days, it will have been exactly two years to the day since I've had sex. Having sex wasn't exactly high on Kat Carmichael's priority list while her successful bakery was taking off, especially since things hadn't been working very well in that department. And the last time she and her boyfriend, Ryan, even attempted the act, they found it to be physically impossible--resulting in pain and disappointment for Kat instead of sunshine...

While thinking about what they should do with their day, two turkeys lose their names and learn about swimming suits.

Bear has made a wonderful den for himself, but finds that no matter what he adds to his den, something is missing.

In this third book, there's a new villain in the classroom. He's big, he's shiny, and he can sharpen a pencil like Super Turbo has never seen. And he stares at Turbo. All. Day. Long. But just when Turbo begins to think that the Pencil Pointer might not be that evil... the villain starts spewing pencil shavings! If he keeps at it, Turbo's hamster home will be destroyed. Then Turbo learns that evil isn't only trying to take over his classroom. The rest...

Arnold, who is nervous about his first day of kindergarten, transforms himself into Super Saurus to face what turns out to be not so frightening, after all.