John Burns thinks he tells a good story. He thinks his stories are funny. He thinks he's live an interesting life. Don't break an old man's heart.

B. John Burns was a middle-class Catholic school graduate destined, in the eyes of everyone who knew him, for law school. But after an unexpectedly rousing reception for one of his original songs at his senior class talent show, the only destiny in his mind was to become a rock star. This autobiographical novel tells his story of a life touring on the road -- filled with nightclubs, hotels, and all that came with it. This is the story of a lifestyle...