A note from the author --
2. Ann Coulter : nutcase --
3. You know who I don't like? Ann Coulter --
4. Liberals who hate America --
5. Loving America the Al Franken way --
6. I bitch-slap Bernie Goldberg --
7. The 2000 Presidential Election : how it disproved the hypothetical liberal media paradigm matrix --
8. Conclusion : a lesson learned --
9. Five get-rich-quick tips the Wall Street fat cats don't want you to know --
10. Chapter for american book / by Kharap Juta --
11. I'm funnier than Kharap Juta --
12. The chapter on Fox --
13. Bill O'Reilly : lying, splotchy bully --
14. Hannity and Colmes --
15. The Blame-America's-Ex-President-First Crowd --
17. Our national dialogue on terrorism --
19. Who created the tone? --
20. Did the tone change? --
21. Why did anyone think it would change? --
22. I grow discouraged about the tone --
24. Paul Gigot is unable to defend an incredibly stupid Wall Street Journal editorial --
25. "This was not a memorial to Paul Wellstone" : a case study in right-wing lies --
26. I attend the White House correspondents dinner and annoy Karl Rove, Richard Perle, Paul Wolfowitz, and the entire Fox News team --
28. Bush can't lose with Clinton's military --
29. Operation Chickenhawk : episode one --
32. Thank God for Jerry Falwell --
34. Abstinence heros 2 --
35. "By far the vast majority of my tax cuts go to those on the bottom" --
36. The waitress and the lawyer : a one-act play --
37. The Gospel of Supply Side Jesus --
38. I challenge Rich Lowry to a fight --
39. Vast lagoons of pig feces : the Bush environmental record --
40. I meet former First lady Barbara Bush and it doesn't go well --
41. My personal search for weapons of mass destruction --
42. The No Child Left Behind standardized test --
